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One day a little boy and a little girl were arguing over who had what.
I have new rollerskates the boy would say. So do I said the girl.
I have a new bike said the girl. So do I said the little boy.
I have something you don't have said the little boy and opened the front of his pants.
The girl knowing she didn't have one ran home crying. When her sister asked her why she was crying she told her.
The sister then whispered something into the little girl's ear that made her happy.
The next day when the little boy saw her he said I got something you don't got, I got something you don't got.
The little girl says so what and lifts up her dress and says
I've got one of these, and with one of these you can get as many of those things as you want.


Steve was in a terrible accident at work. Oddly, however, the only permanent damage done to him was that both of his ears were amputated....But, because he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way....

One day, Steve decided to invest his money in a small, but growing computer business. And, after weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright.

But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.

The next day he had set up three interviews.

The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Steve asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" And the gentleman answered, "Why yes. I couldn't help but notice you have no ears." Steve got very angry and threw him out....

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" And she replied: Well, you have no ears. Steve again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Steve was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: Do you notice anything different about me? And to his surprise, the young man answered: Yes. You wear contact lenses....

Steve was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?" The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!"


Glossary of PCMessages...

It says: "Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E" It means: "... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem."

It says: "Cannot read from drive D:...." It means: "... However, if you put the CD in right side up..."

It says: "Directory does not exist...." It means: ".... any more. Whoops."

It says: "The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close." It means: "....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back."

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations. You may want to consider using them for someone you work with ... tee hee hee!

(1) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
(2) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
(3) "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better." bDaughters Daughters Blackmailing Nieur Ar Msg01412 Greek Village cafe - jokesr r Daughters Beautiful yDaughters Daughters Blackmailing Nieur Ar Msg01412 Greek Village cafe - jokesy x v v Daughters Blackmailing Blackmailing